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Here it is, the official “Just for Shits n Giggles” shit list. What started as another of my sister’s crappy ideas has turned into a juggernaut of excrement taking on a life of its own. This list is a work in progress and we need you’re help. Friends, crappers, countrymen – lend us your shitisms. Click on “contact” at the top of the page to send us your favorite shitsm, or just to shoot the shit.
- Beats the shit out of me
- Bullshit
- Chicken Shit
- Cut the shit
- Does a bear shit in the woods?
- Don’t know Jack Shit
- Dumb shit
- Feel like shit
- Full of shit
- Get your shit together
- Happier than a pig in shit
- Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
- Holy Shit
- Horse shit
- I don’t give a shit
- I don’t take no shit
- I think therefore I shit
- I’m so happy I could shit
- King Shit on Turd Island
- Knee deep in shit
- Little shit
- Lucky Shit
- Merde
- My shit don’t stink
- No Shit Sherlock
- Oh shit
- Put someone on your shit list
- Scare the shit out of someone
- Scared shitless
- Shit a brick
- Shit eating grin
- Shit faced
- Shit for brains
- Shit happens
- Shit kickers
- Shit on a shingle
- Shit or get off the pot
- Shit out of luck
- Shit stirrer
- Shit storm
- Shitfaced
- Shithead
- Shitting bricks
- So full of shit that their eyes are brown
- Sure as shit
- That’s a crock of shit
- The shit hits the fan
- To think you’re hot shit
- Tough shit
- Ugly as shit
- Up shit creek without a paddle
- Up to your elbows in shit
- shit box – a crappy vehicle
- shit slinger
- shitcanned
- to be in deep shit
- tub of shit
