Just for Shits n Giggles

Dumbshit

We’ve set aside this section of our website for our very own Dumbshit (see August 2009) to answer your shitty questions.  Who needs Dear Abby?  Got a question?  Send it in for Dumbshit to answer with her unique insight and wisdom.

Dear Dumbshit, my husband has  a terrible problem with skidmarks.  I have to treat every pair of his undershorts and spend hours scrubbing. I’m sick of it -  what can I do?

Signed, Fed Up

Dear Fed Up,  don’t worry I gotcha covered.  You could get a better laundry detergent or make him wear Depends – but those are crap solutions.  What you want to do is head the problem off at the pass, so to speak.  So listen up good, this is what you’re gonna do.  Stock up on cheese and cheese products.   A steady diet high in cheese ought to keep him tight enough in the bowels that he don’t leave no more skid marks.  It’d be a good idea to add a little extra fiber just so things don’t come to a complete standstill.  If that don’t work, throw the bum out and get yourself someone who’s got a clue about hygiene.